Mission of Mercy
Author: Arrowspeed Bounty
Original post: https://arrowspeedfiles.wordpress.com/2016/10/23/the-fleeting-adventures-of-lostalot/
Fleet #1:
ItsaGameFC: LostAlot, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? You’ re going to get ……….. killed …….. too late.
LostAlot: Sorry boss, I mustuv gone to the wrong gate.
ItsaGameFC: get in another ship and come back
LostAlot: OK, coming back
ItsaGameFC: and this time try not to get lost, OK
LostAlot: OK, boss
Fleet #7
LostAlot: Where are you guys, I can’t see you?
FCoftheDay: we are over in J7T. Where are you?
LostAlot: um …. I don’t know ….. I think Q5M …….. how do I get to you?
FCoftheDay: set your destination to J7T and fly here
LostAlot: OK boss. I don’t know how that happened, I just got lost I guess
FCoftheDay: Well stop getting lost, you’re going to get ………….. killed ………………… too late
Fleet #8:
myGREATFC: LostAlot, just right click and jump through the titan
LostAlot: I’m trying, I’m trying. What titan? Where?
myGREATFC: that big huge thing on your screen. CLICK on it!
LostAlot: Can’t find it, sorry. There are lots of big things around here, which one?
myGREATFC: the big Titan. CLICK, CLICK or it will be too late and you’ll get left behind and …………. too late
LostAlot: I don’t know what happened, I thought I was where you said, but I guess I was in another place and I got killed. Sorry, boss.
Fleet #8b
LostAlot: OK I’m back with another ship, where do I go?
myGREATFC: OK, approach the Titan, right click and ……….. too late, killed again
LostAlot: what Titan?
Fleet #11:
LostAlot: I decided I might do better as a scout so I brought my Ares
myGREATFC: you want to be a scout ……… um ……. Do we have another volunteer to be a scout? ……… anybody?
LostAlot: please, please, I want to be a scout
myGREATFC: OK, well ………. OK go plus 1
LostAlot: Plus 1 from where
myGREATFC: FROM HERE!!!
myGREATFC: sorry, getting a little impatient
LostAlot: Yes, boss, I am plus 1, clear
myGREATFC: OK, keep going and tell me what you see
LostAlot: Yes boss, next system clear.
LostAlot: Next system clear
myGREATFC: um …….. a bubble is here, why didn’t you report that?
LostAlot: a ……. What?
myGREATFC: a BUBBLE. It stops ships from warping
LostAlot: I went through just fine
myGREATFC: that’s because you’re in an Ares, and ……….. never mind. Where are you now?
LostAlot: not sure …. I guess P6Q ……. There are 5 hostiles in here, right next to me. Oh wait, those are drones.
myGREATFC: But that is not where we are going through … how did you get over there?
LostAlot: I FLEW here, obviously ….. how did you think I got here? And what about these hostile …… drone things?
myGREATFC: OK ………. Um ……….. do we have somebody else who can be a scout? Any ship is OK. Anybody?
Fleet #15
myGREATFC: ewar, I need you to target paint the primaries as I call them
LostAlot: boss, I don’t think I’m close enough
myGREATFC: LostAlot, where are you
LostAlot: I’m over at moon 1
MyGREATFC: No, Lost, I said to cycle your prop mods 1 time, not go to moon 1
LostAlot: Oh, sorry, boss, coming back to target paint the primaries
MyGREATFC: Um …….. no, Lost, don’t target paint me, that will get me ki ……… too late
Fleet #16
LostAlot: need a logi anchor?
GuruFC: sure, thank you
LostAlot: OK, logis orbit me
GuruFC: Um …… wait until we get to the fight, OK LostAlot?
LostAlot: OK boss
Fleet #16b
LostAlot: now should they orbit me?
GuruFC: yes, now would be a good time see’in as we are in a big fight here
LostAlot: OK, everybody …. No, not everybody, just the logis ….. orbit me.
LostAlot: where should I fly to, FC?
GuruFC: get on the other side of me from the hostiles
LostAlot: on the other side of what?
GuruFC: on the other side of ME.
LostAlot : other side FROM what?
GuruFC: other side from …… never mind ………. Can anybody else be logi anchor ……. Anybody?
Fleet # 20
LostAlot: OK, fleet, no more getting lost. Because this time all of you will be following my every command. So, now I can’t get lost because everybody will be following ME. Ha Ha, now undock everybody.
FleeterGuy: where are we going FC?
LostAlot: just undock, undock …… follow me
FleeterGuy: Roger that, FC
LostAlot: align to gate Z4F, take this warp, and JUMP through that gate
Fleet #20b
LostAlot: um …………. Anybody know where we are? ………… Anybody? ……… Anybody here? ………. Anybody nearby? ……………………. Anybody?